📢 Live Gift Shop PA Broadcast "We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop! I repeat..."
Dec

Itchy & Scratchy Land

'94
BORT
Gift Shop
Sold Out
🚨 SOLD OUT! I repeat, we are sold out of BORT license plates.

BORTWORLD

The official souvenir registry of Itchy & Scratchy Land. A new online experience is coming soon.

SYS_STATUS ONLINE (V2)
BORT_PLATE_STOCK 0 / 5,000
GIFT_SHOP_PANIC CRITICAL (LEVEL 10)
VISITOR_NAME_RATIO 99.2% BORT

📬 Restock Notification

We are working day and night stamping metal to restock the gift shop. Enter your email to get notified the second BORT plates are available.

🎉 Restock order submitted! We've successfully placed a rush order at the Springfield plate factory. Our son Bort will email you immediately upon arrival!